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Perennial ground cover "Potentilla" as it takes
over a garden bed.
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I can manage an invasive plant so it won’t take over my gardens.
Over-the-counter
medicines don’t have any side effects.
Garden/field
chemicals aren’t strong enough to hurt humans.
There’s no
learning curve.
I’m going
to plant a wild flower garden to eliminate work.
I’m
laughing with you not at you.
Life is
just a bowl of cherries.
The
government will take care of me.
Chemical
insect killers only target the bugs I don’t want.
Cute baby
animals grow up to be cute adult animals.
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I needed thick leather gloves to pull these "Horse Nettles" |
I’ll pull
that weed tomorrow.
The rain
doesn’t fall on the same dog’s bum every time.
Gardening
is not an addiction.
If I had
your money, I’d be happy, too.
I’ll water
my pots tomorrow.
New cars
are sporty, beautiful and will be classics.
They have
all the bugs worked out.
We don’t
need no Ed U kay Shun.
This is a
sure-fire way to make your yard bug free.
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My folks' headstone |
I’ll see
you as-soon-as I get some time.
This plant
is guaranteed to produce more than any other plant EVER.
If it’s on
the Internet, it’s true.
This plant
is guaranteed to have fifty different colors all at once.
Electronics
makes our life simpler.
You can eat
that insect.
We will
become a paperless society.
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"Praying Mantis" hanging around being a good bug. |
The only
good bug is a dead bug.
You will
not be sucker punched if you learn to tolerate evil.
We only had
one mouse in the house this fall.
It’s
PERFECT!
I’ve built
up a tolerance to poison ivy.
I can’t
afford to insulate my house.
This year’s
weather is unique.
I have it
all done.
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Washing up after preserving tomatoes. |
Preserving
vegetables is quick and easy.
I can do it
myself.
If I
whisper, the kids won’t know what I’m saying.
All you
have to do is teach your children to love broccoli.
Mom will
understand if I don’t visit.
It’s my
body and I have the right to do whatever I want.
This hose
is guaranteed not to kink.
Somebody
else will do it.
Holidays
are too commercial so we shouldn’t buy anything for anyone.
It’s all
about the bass.
You can’t
trust anyone in authority.
It’s stress
free.
My kids/grandkids
would never do THAT.
Cheap
garden pruners are as good as more expensive pruners.
I can’t do
anything about it.
I’m only
going to pull one weed.
I didn’t
have time to get my spouse something for our anniversary.
Hard work
never hurt anybody.
We’ll fix
the roof next year.
Women don’t
really like to get flowers.
If you
build it, they will come.
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2009 Spring floods |
I’m singin’
in the rain.
They’re too
old to learn.
One of
these days I’m going to take cookies to my neighbors.
My business
failed because of everything and everyone but me.
If I had
that barn, I wouldn’t let it fall down.
I can
decorate my entire house and yard from looking at Pinterest.
It’s as
easy as pie.
Teachers,
police, firefighters and soldiers are over paid.
Dogs and
cats are more work than they’re worth.
Big boys
don’t cry.
Our
government only funds worthy programs.
The new
hybrid plants are superior to old varieties.
I don’t
gossip, I’m just concerned.
We don’t make
enough to have a retirement plan.
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Neighbor combining beans. |
Farmers
should stay off the roads.
Better to
ask for forgiveness than for permission.
I’ll put my
savings into planting walnut trees.
No one will
see me in my garden clothes if I run to the store for one thing.
I’d never
do that.
It’s as
cheap to do organic, as it is to do it traditional.
I only hit
my wife/girlfriend when she needs it.
A skunk
won’t spray you if you’re quiet.
I never did
that when I was a kid.
If I post a
video of me doing something stupid, then it makes me cool.
Bigger is
better.
That plant
just needs a little water to recover.
My hands
aren’t dirty.
I can nurse
that plant back to healthy.
They’ll get
over it.
There’s always tomorrow.